Updated: November 17, 2011
In the part V of my Opus posts, I warned you that we had to leap ahead to be able to place earlier events. So with this post we are going leap forward to gain clues to be able to accurately move backwards in the timeline, then, we will be able to move forward to place the second half of the Season One events. Follow me it gets tricky…..
Keep in mind that the True Blood legend insists that events follow a day to night to day timeline. There is no way this is possible. Following a day/night progression of events right up to the second night of season 2 it would still leave us in 2008.
The United States Navy keeps track of the full moon cycles. The full moon is seen for three days, the night prior to the full moon, the night of the full moon and the night after the full moon…assuming that we follow the day to day happenings of 2008 in Bon Temps from the beginning of season 1, the first full moon (1) I am referencing would have been the night of Gran’s funeral, Sookie’s de-flowering…the night we were shown Bill taking Sookie’s blood. This is also the night that Bill revealed his hidey hole to Sookie by the light of a full moon. This full moon happens to be the exact day that Bloodcopy.com posted its last post in 2008. September 15th, 2008.
The following night we were shown this:
Season 1, Day 9
Jason steals the silver; Tara and Sam fight, Sam fixes trailer; Lettie Mae tries to get a bank loan
Sookie hides fang marks with scarf
Jason goes to Fangtasia, Pam glamours Jason
Bill kills Uncle Bartlett, dumps him in lake, feels Sookie’s fear; Vamp Trio invades Merlotte’s, Bill leaves with them; Lettie Mae’s exorcism; Jason and Amy trip for the first time; Sam tells Sookie he doesn’t want Bill in his bar; Sookie stays alone Bill’s, Full Moon(2)
And the following day:
Season 1, Day 10
Fire at the terrible trio’s house; Terry & Andy fishing; Sam running naked in woods
Sookie wakes alone at Bill’s, hidey hole empty
Sookie cleans floor (Flashback to Gran lying in a pool of blood); Lettie Mae cooks hoe cakes for Tara; Sookie and Tara fight; Sam and Terry talk taxidermy
Rain; Graveyard sex, Bill bites Sookie’s arm
Now we must look ahead in time from 2008 into 2009 to find where we have our next fixed date between the internal and external timelines. The last episode of season 1 ended with Tara, Sookie, and Andy finding Ms. Jeanette in Andy’s car in the parking lot of Merlotte’s. The first episode of season 2 begins with Tara, Sookie, and Andy finding Ms. Jeanette in Andy’s car in the parking lot of Merlotte’s. Same night. @BonTempsGossip on Twitter reports this event happened on Thursday, June 11, 2009. (BloodCopy reports on July 8, 2009, that whoever @BonTempsGossip is…they have reliable information, so I’m going with this date.) That same night, Sookie goes to Bill’s house after her ordeal where Sookie tells Bill that “…for two weeks, and you never said anything…”, after Bill introduces Sookie to a towel clad Jessica at the top of Bill’s stairway. So this places Jessica’s making and Bill’s vampire trial two weeks before, or the end of May, 2009.
We also had a second clue…when Jason was channel surfing, he stumbled across Nan and Steve Newlin debating on TBBN. Nan states that vampires are capable of dying as evidenced by the deaths, by fire, of 3 vampires in Louisiana “…three weeks ago…” This is clearly a reference to Malcolm, Diane and Liam and the fire set by the Bon Temps Rednecks.
Remember the moons….now we have to hunt down a full moon in 2009 that fits into the timeline. That full moon could only be Saturday, May 9, 2009 and the timeline fits perfectly.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
BloodCopy.com
ARRIVED IN NEW YORK
Bus arrived this morning. I haven’t slept. I’ll find a hotel later, I guess.
I hung these up all around town. I also handed them out, asking people if they’d seen Andrew (or whatever his name is now). Nobody knew anything, except for one guy who claimed $50 might help him remember. I may be from out of town, but I’m not stupid.
I’ve been at the library for the past few hours. About the only place I’ve found so far that offers free Internet. I’ve spent hours online looking for any news articles published about Andrew over the past few months. I also tried visiting the registry to see if he legally had his name changed. Both have come up empty.
I’ve decided to take a break and see if my posters lead anywhere. It’s not that I’m lazy I just need something to give my mind a rest. I can’t help but feel this isn’t going to end with a happy reunion. Andrew isn’t going to simply show up with a good explanation on why he’s been gone, or tell me about some great adventure he’s been having. I feel like it’s going to end badly.
I need to stop thinking. I’m going to an art museum. I heard they stay open later now to allow vampires to attend the galleries
*If Andrew’s last post to BloodCopy. com was in September, 2008, and Roger hasn’t heard from Andrew for months, then the date of this post confirms a leap in time from 2008 to 2009.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
BloodCopy.com
ANDREW MAKES CONTACT
This note is the first time I’ve heard anything about Andrew in nearly a year.
We were supposed to continue our search for mysterious creatures in the world. We even had the date planned, the first places we would start looking, maps and guides to lead our way. A week after our last post on Bloodcopy, Andrew disappeared. No word. No warning. I was worried. Filed a police report. Called everyone I could think to call. Nothing.
I’d just about given up hope, when I got this note. The address listed on it is in New York City. Is this where Andrew’s been this whole time? Waiting for me to find him? Guess he got tired of waiting. That is, if he even knew this was sent to me. If it isn’t someone else who wrote this to get me to come to him for some reason I have yet to discover.
None of this makes any sense. But I suppose it will soon enough.
I bought a bus ticket. It leaves late tonight. The meeting isn’t until the end of the week, but I’m going to try to learn as much as I can. For all I know, I could be walking into some kind of ‐‐‐
Am I really doing this? I don’t know anything about New York. I don’t know where I’m gonna stay. I don’t even know what’s at the address where I’m supposed to go. But I have to go through with it. I know Andrew would do the same for me.
If anybody out there has any info at all ‐ knows anything about Andrew Kasday from Bon Temps, please share it with me here.
‐ Roger
BloodCopy.com
THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS
The museum I went to last night had just opened up a new exhibit. Vampire art. Or, more appropriately, art from vampires. Seems there’s a pretty big community in the city. I think most of the people coming to see it weren’t vampires. It seemed like they were more interested in the idea of vampires creating art than the art itself.
I wonder if that will change. If some new creature will spring up and everyone will start paying attention to it instead. Vampires will slowly fade into the background and one day seem almost like anybody else.
I’ve spent most of today wandering around New York City. I tell myself I’m looking for clues, but really I think I’m just trying to keep my mind off the answers. At one point I thought I’d run into Andrew by pure chance. I saw somebody who looked like him, at least from a distance. I took this picture of him, I was so sure.
Looking at it now, I don’t think he actually looks like Andrew at all. Do you?
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
IT’S TIME
Least I know why nobody called about my Andrew posters. Somebody’s been tearing them down. All of them.
I tried asking some people who worked nearby if they saw who did it. They said no, but one guy was lying, I think. He looked kinda nervous, kept shifting his eyes, then said he had to get back to work. There was nobody else in his store.
Guess it doesn’t matter now anyway. It’s only 20 minutes until my meeting.
I found the spot. It’s a bar, though you wouldn’t really notice by the outside. There’s no sign or anything.
I went inside early to look around. It was too crowded, so I left. That… and that some of the people inside…they’re just not what I’m used to. Nobody was talking, they just stared out. I think some of them might have been on d- Well, it’s not really nice to say bad things about people. Especially ones you don’t know.
I’ve gone through it in my head dozens of times. I’ve come up with three possibilities. One, Andrew met a girl. This is all some whirlwind romance and he’s asked me here to meet her and tell me all the fun things they’ve been doing. The places they’ve been. Two, he got some lead on a new kind of creature? He decided to chase it down… and just didn’t bother telling anybody what was happening for the last several months.
Neither of which makes any sense at all when you think about it. Andrew could have written me himself about them (or even emailed me). He wouldn’t send a weird note.
Which leaves only one option that fits. Something’s happened to him. Something bad. He’s in trouble, and I have to figure out a way to get him out of it.
Huh. Remember that guy I mentioned from the art exhibit? The one I thought looked like Andrew? I swear that same guy just went into the bar.
Midnight now. I guess I better head in.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
MY FINAL ENTRY by Roger
This is the only thing that will mark his passing. The only proof that the Andrew I used to know, the Andrew who was with me during one of the most incredible adventures of my entire life, when we learned that vampires lived among us, that he’s gone now, and he’s never coming back.
There’s a different Andrew in his place now. One that will never see the sun, will never get scared of growing old, one that will know better than I ever could how the revelation that vampires live among us will play out.
He’ll be seeing it as one of them.
Our meeting was very cordial. He thanked me for coming, even apologized for the unintended mystery surrounding his note. He simply intended for me to show up and ask that I hand Bloodcopy over to his keeping from now on.
He never directly told me not to try contacting him again. He didn’t have to. His old life is done now. And I’m a part of it.
Those of you following will probably notice some big changes to Bloodcopy starting next week. I’m interested in seeing them, too. Like you, I’m just another reader now. – Roger
Let’s look at Day 9 and Day 10 again.
Season 1, Day 9
Jason steals the silver; Tara and Sam fight, Sam fixes trailer; Lettie Mae tries to get a bank loan; Sookie hides fang marks with scarf; Jason goes to Fangtasia, Pam glamours Jason; Bill kills Uncle Bartlett, dumps him in lake, feels Sookie’s fear; Vamp Trio invades Merlotte’s, Bill leaves with them; Lettie Mae’s exorcism; Jason and Amy trip for the first time; Sam tells Sookie he doesn’t want Bill in his bar; Sookie stays alone Bill’s, Full Moon(2)
Saturday, May 9, 2009
United States Navy
Full moon
Season 1, Day 10
Fire at the terrible trio’s house; Terry and Andy fishing; Sam running naked in woods; Sookie wakes alone at Bill’s, hidey hole empty; Sookie cleans floor(Flashback to Gran lying in a pool of blood); Lettie Mae cooks hoe cakes for Tara; Sookie and Tara fight; Sam and Terry talk taxidermy; Rain: Graveyard sex, Bill bites Sookie’s arm
Monday, May 11, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
A LESSON IN MODERN HISTORY
Humans are not alone in this world. They never were.
While their ancestors were exploring New Worlds, founding countries and cities, pushing the boundaries of discoveries and progress, we were there. The history they teach their children, the stories of what came before, many vampires have seen it first hand. Participated in countless ways in what has been, as well as what will come to be.
In many ways, this planet has always belonged to us more than them. Our span reaching across eras, not the singular generations that make up one human’s brief life.
Of course, humans and vampires are not entirely different. Each of us was a human once. I, myself, was one until quite recently. And like other humans, I was curious about vampires, wanted to know as much as I could about them. I even thought I had made progress. Then I met a woman who gave me the chance to see it for real. A woman who, at my insistence, made me a vampire. She and I have since parted ways, but I will never be the same. I see the world quite differently. And I have decided it is time to share that vision.
This website will be a place for all, human and vampire alike, to see this ever-altering landscape. The era of humans and vampires. A time when the world begins to see vampires not as mere curiosity, but a visible part of the mainstream. Or perhaps at least less on the fringe of it than we were before. Just as we have changed and allowed humans to see our true selves, their world is changing too. In the end, I would like to believe this is a good thing for both parties. But only time will tell.
This site will cover all topics, good and bad. The ways vampires and humans learn to help each other, and the ways they seek to feast on each others blood. While my own voice will provide one point of view, in the end it is up to you readers, live and undead, to make your own judgments.
This era is not written yet. It is still coming to pass. And no creature on this Earth can say with certainty what this future holds.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
VAMPIRES IN THE WORKPLACE
Vampires are not human. We can not work human hours. And while we do not engage in most human services, there are any number of others that we alone require.
For years this forced us to rely on others. To serve as mysterious unseen clients or hire human go-betweens, always hiding the true purpose for our odd requests: shipping coffins overseas, forged identification papers, homes fitted with windowless rooms hidden beneath the ground.
But this is no longer the case. Among other things, our revelation has led to vampires serving in workplaces previously reserved for humans. Lawyers who write case briefs long into the night, accountants who specialize in centuries old estates, even peace officers helping to serve and protect during the graveyard shift.
Humans are already coming to find that we constitute a marked improvement. Vampires require no sick days. We will not show up to work under the influence of any drug of liquor. We can perform tasks at speeds far greater than our human counterparts. Some might wonder if companies might one day seek entire staffs of vampire employees.
But for the time being, it is evident that more and more humans and vampires are counting each other amongst their co-workers. One can only hope this doesn’t result in a new understanding of competitive cannibalism.
Since being turned, I have decided to return to Bloodcopy to make it a unique source of vampire news. www.bloodcopy.com
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
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SPECTACLE
Great pains have been taken to try and convince humans they shouldn’t fear us. That the invention of Tru Blood assures that no vampire will ever again target a human for his source of sustenance. Fortunately, this is true in most cases. But some vampires have proven more stubborn with regards to their old habits, though in fairness, plenty of humans have developed a taste for our blood, as well.
The result is, although most have no reason to believe a vampire will harm them, some continue to be afraid. To see us as dangerous. Yet, as so often happens, this danger also opens the door to a kind of fascination. An interest in what vampires can do. An interest in how our abilities make us unique members of society, and how we are attempting to fit in despite them.
It’s little surprise then, that humans are making greater efforts to film us. Some of these are spectacle driven, depicting physical feats, some show how humans themselves have made alterations due to our existence. As I understand it, one television program has even been created starring a vampire character.
I look forward to seeing more and more of these as time goes on. I suppose I should say that these will help my attempts to witness the human vampire social experiment, but more because they somehow remind me of my own attempts to understand vampires through videos in my human days.
So I hope you’ll join me for this new entertainment.
P.S. You can also follow me on Twitter www.twitter.com/AndrewBloodcopy. However, as with these posts, I only write them at night and time delay their delivery, so I can’t respond to direct messages.
Vampires have joined humans in the workplace. Will they learn to cooperate? Are vampires merely spectacle to humans? Or is there a deeper reason for their curiosity? Vampires have joined humans in the workplace. Will they learn to cooperate?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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THE ECONOMIC CRISIS
Everyone’s feeling an economic crunch right now. Nobody’s immune, whether they be vampire or human. In most cases, I like to believe that this has led to positive contributions: later business hours, new ranges or products and services, not to mention a number of consumers with years of stored wealth at their disposal. But here’s an interesting video from a news program exploring the other side, how vampires’ coming out of the coffin has had a detrimental effect.
While I don’t want to see humans hurt by vampires (or vice versa), in this case I can’t find myself fully sympathetic. For years, a subset of humans have become involved in the Goth community, a thriving counterculture for people who fantasized about being vampires, or at least some facsimile. In short, they were poseurs, pretenders, claiming powers and abilities that weren’t necessarily even accurate, much less theirs to boast.
So in this case it’s refreshing to see that more and more of them have abandoned those who profit from manufacturing an illusion to seek out the real thing.
While it’s unfortunate that this woman has lost her business, her hate filled rant proves that she’s forgotten any lessons she might have learned from the Goth scene about tolerance.
Are vampires merely spectacle to humans? Or is there a deeper reason for their curiosity; See the economic impact of vampires on human members of the Goth community. The time for these pretenders has passed.
Friday, May 15, 2009
BloodCopy.com
A BUSKER FOR VAMPIRES
Here’s a profile from TBBN network about a smart human who realizes that there’s a mutually satisfying way to get along with the vampire world. He’s a street busker, or performer, who discovered that if he learned the old tunes vampires remembered from their youth, he could support himself handsomely.
As I mentioned, many vampires have had a long time to build their coffers, and can count themselves among the well-off. Normally their money goes towards necessities and lifestyle maintenance. But in cases like these – where humans are providing a service they value – vampires can also prove themselves to be most generous tippers.
Who knows. One day years from now I might even be compelled to offer vast sums of money to a street performer who’s bothered to learn Grunge Rock.
One intelligent human provides a valuable service to vampires. And reaps the benefits.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
ATM WITHDRAWAL
Beware the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Or in this case, that helpless little thing you’re stalking. For your consideration: one young woman, one ATM withdrawal, and one really, really bad day for a robber.
Other criminals: beware. Stealing isn’t nice, and in the wrong circumstances being impolite could just cost you your life.
BloodCopy.com
A NEW DAY by Andrew
First off: shout out to all the fans who’ve been with us from the beginning. Seems some of you have been around for quite some time…
Lots of you have been asking about my new life as a vampire. Understandable, I would’ve asked the same when I was still among the breathing. But honestly, folks, this isn’t about me. It’s about us. This strange new ball of rock just getting used to the idea that humans and vampires are sharing real estate.
Course, we vampires have known this all along, so really the odds are a bit stacked, but don’t worry, we’ll wait for you to catch up. In the meanwhile, some of you have jumped at the opportunity to profit from us, while others have unfortunately learned your old ways just don’t jive with the new order. There’ ll be more bumps in the road, to be sure, but hey, isn’t that part of the fun?
Perhaps I’m just feeling optimistic today. I’ve recently received an exciting bit of news, further proof of the progress vampires have made in becoming an accepted part of the mainstream.
But more on that later.
For your consideration: one young woman, one ATM withdrawal, and one really, really bad day for a robber; Received a bit of good news this evening, so I’m in a particularly optimistic state of mind. More to come later.
I haven’t been in New York for too long now, but it would seem that everything you’ve heard about the L.E.S. is true. www.bloodcopy.com; No capes. No stakes. No damsels in distress. Vampires have officially arrived on television.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!
Okay, so while we don’t technically have the ability to fly, we can sure jump a hell of a long way. And we’re not really faster than the speed of light, but let’s just say that a casual jog for a vampire might look like a blur to you, dear readers. And while we’re not exactly juggling skyscrapers for fun and profit, we could definitely juggle you.
I can hear you now. “What are you trying to say, Andrew?” Ah, so direct, so to the point. So now, now, now. Fine. What I’m trying to say is that all these abilities add up to one excellent vampire pastime: sports.
Some of you are probably aware of the various professional leagues that are contemplating allowing vampires to play (but only if each team gets one of us, to keep it fair). I’m here to tell you, having seen some of the wild-ass crazy crap that vampires get up to when they’re bored, sports are about to become 100% more interesting.
Bloodcopy.com
THE L.E.S.
Last night, the premiere episode of the L.E. S. aired, the first show cast a vampire as a primary character. And while nothing’s official, based on preliminary viewership estimates, it won’t be the last.Take note: nobody’s running for the pile of stakes or lurking moodily from behind a black velvet cape. The vampire isn’t staring longingly in a field of mist and a girl isn’t running through a forest, screaming for help. The show has actually dares to show vampires as they actually are, showing a real life situation many vampires face as they live openly among humans, in this case dealing with a girl’s open admission that it does make her feel differently about him. A brave and honest moment.
Still, I’d rather see him end up with Stacy.
Is it ironic that I still want to play QB for a team called the Saints?; My mother always said, ‘you can’t judge a book by its cover’. I’m not exactly sure this is what she meant; As the world changes so does our perspective.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
VAMPIRES, VAMPIRES, EVERYWHERE
So here’s a question for you, dear readers: what do you think of when you hear the word “Vampire”? Do you think about sex and V and vampire clubs and music with pounding bass lines? Really??? Vampires have been around for thousands of years and you think all we’re good for is putting on a good rave?
Clearly your parents haven’t taught you the evils of stereotyping. With all that vampires have to offer you, all the effort we’re putting into this relationship, why do you keep slapping labels on us? No, we don’t all wear capes. No, we don’t all crave the blood of innocents. No, we don’t all wield whips. No, we don’t all ravish your women and oh by the way, we can see ourselves in mirrors. We’re trying, here. We’re reaching out to you. You may not want to shake our hands, but at least put down the stakes when we offer them.
Bloodcopy.com
A NEW PERSPECTIVE
Here’s the latest installment of The Perspective with Victoria Davis—vampire culture’s round-up of viral videos and news that made headlines this week. Bloodcopy broke a few stories this week. And made a few headlines of our own…
I’ve just gotten a copy of the latest episode of THE PERSPECTIVE, hosted by Victoria Davis, and not only is she joining the growing vampire bandwagon by sharing video tidbits featuring we of the pale skin, but she even offers a direct shout out to yours truly (okay, to the site he runs… but close enough).
For those who perhaps haven’t seen our earlier posts on a vampire busker, pissed off Goth bar owner, ATM Withdrawal gone awry, or clips from the latest episode of the L.E.S. , this show does a wonderful job of presenting and contextualizing said videos in an entertaining and tidy news segment. And for those who have seen them… let’s just say nothing’s lost in a repeat viewing, especially with added commentary by the unparalleled Ms. Davis.
Seeing this truly brings a smile to my fanged face, and only further justifies the decision made by some very smart people to bring Bloodcopy — ah, wait I almost gave it away again, didn’t I? No worries, I’ll spill that secret soon enough.
I’m not sure what’s worse – that this kind of business exists, or that humans are directly involved in it.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
NOT ALL OUT OF THE COFFIN
Despite the fact that there seems to be growing acceptance of vampires in daily life (as seen in Monday’s airing of the L.E.S.) , there are those of us who are reluctant to take that step out of the coffin. I can fully appreciate their reasons for protecting their true identities. Although I don’t like to speak about my own personal issues here, it’s true that since coming over, I’ve witnessed some of the most bigoted human behavior that I thought possible. The emailed death threats are only part of it.
So I have a great deal of admiration for my fellow vampires who make their existence known, but I also have deep understanding for those who do not. And believe me, there are more vampires out there than anyone can fathom. Many of them are even known to you as various celebrities, sports stars, CEOs, or politicians. Along with the computer programmers, plumbers, managers, chefs, monks, and salesmen – those everyday sorts that you interact with all the time and never paid a second glance… until now.
Being a vampire, I know a lot of things that humans are not privy to. Not all of it is strictest secret – it’s just that vampires never thought about sharing that information before. Now that humans seem to be taking the baby steps in making our coexistence work, we’re doing our part as well.
And it’s only going to get bigger, because—ah shoot, I almost gave it away again, didn’t I? Don’t worry, just one more day until the big reveal.
Promise.
BloodCopy.com
HUMAN PETS
What a terrible, sad state of affairs. It disgusts me not only to see vampires enslaving humans for their own means, but they have other humans acting as slave masters. Truly foul behavior on both parts. There are enough legitimately interested humans to fulfill the needs of the vampire population. There is no need to entrap them against their will, enslave them, treat them as chattel.Evil isn’t just limited to vampires or humans. Evil is a choice these individuals have made. And the victims are left to live – and die – with the consequences. My only hope is that the show that aired this footage will work just as hard to assist the authorities in the apprehension of the criminals that appear in it.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Our audience is growing. Staring next week, BloodCopy will be featured on gawker.com.
*I am unable to find anything on the Gawker.com website to reference here.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Season 1, Day 11
Amy and Jason at Merlotte’s; Hoyt and Rene at Merlotte’s; Hoyt at Merlotte’s
Sam wearing Merlotte’s T-Shirt
Season 1, Night 11
Tara and Sam kiss in office, sex in trailer, Tara’s racist rant; Lisa and Coby at Sookie’s; Arlene and Rene get engaged
*It makes sense to place this here for many reasons: Jason and Amy would be having lunch on a weekend because Jason is not wearing his work shirt. Just a feeling here, but Arlene and Rene went to see an Oakridge Boys Tribute band, most likely a weekend event, and Sam is wearing his Merlotte’s T-shirt…a tell tale sign that time has leaped for poor Sookie.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
So pleased to see all the attention stemming from our big announcement. www.bloodcopy.com
Monday, May 25, 2009
Seems my big Gawker announcement continues to make headlines. Can’t wait to see how people react to the actual content. www.bloodcopy.com
Season 1, Day 12
Dream breakfast; Neil’s bodied identified; Police question Sam; Sookie takes vitamins
Season 1, Night 12
Eric in Bill’s tub; Lala visits Eddie (He says Monday’s are his favorites because of Lafayette and Heroes on tv.) Bill takes Sookie to Fangtasia for the 2nd time, Bill stakes Longshadow, Sookie ingests Longshadow’s blood
Eddie watches Steve Newlin Human Rights chat on TV; Eddie kidnapped, Jason and Amy trip again. (Swimming in the air) Eric offers to take Sookie from Bill; Tara visits Ms J’s voodoo bus; Andy calls nudist colony
Tina killed, Sookie sleeps at Bill’s (Vision of Gran’s body lying in blood)
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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DIE LAUGHING
This video, of a hardworking, up-and-coming vampire comedian has given me a case of the mal humor. Let’s talk about bad moods for a second. We vampires do love a mood. In fact, I’d say a lot of us are just straight up moody.Have you seen one around an empty case of TruBlood? Not cute.
Hecklers, though an occupational hazard, can put even the most experienced comedian in a bad mood. A particularly nasty heckler might even make a former-sitcom-star-turned stand-up, say, lash out at the audience while being recorded on some frat boy’s camera phone.
But heckling a vampire is a dangerous endeavor. Nothing puts vampire comedians in a worse mood than hecklers. We are in a delicate situation, people, and don’t take kindly to outright slurs in a public setting (or a private one, for that matter). Provoking a vampire who is just trying to do his thing, then filming his reaction, then throwing the video up on the Internet is like teasing a puppy with a cracker then eating yourself. Well, not exactly. But it’s mean.
Be kind. Or else.
—Andrew
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JUST SAY NO
Monday night as I was kicking back in the nest watching the latest all vampire reality show, happily watching Carlos be a total jerk to his nestmates.This disturbing ad popped up, nestled between an insurance commercial and new car spot.
Apparently, a new PSA campaign featuring real-life broken-down bloodheads bemoaning their status as V addicts has begun. The ads are a course in grittiness, and (I hope) a wake-up call to all of you who think that trying just one drop of vampire blood is a harmless endeavor.
V is no joke, people. It’s our blood and it should stay in our bodies. I know, I know, we feed on your blood (or at least want to), but some things in life aren’t fair.
—Andrew
Zombies? So unrealistic; We’re gonna party like it’s 1699…and you’re invited. Well, sort of; Be kind. Or else.
Addiction is forever; Say no to V.
Friday, May 29,2009
Bloodcopy.com
ALL THE VAMPIRE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO VIEW
Here’s the latest installment of The Perspective with Victoria Davis—vampire culture’s round-up of viral videos and news that made headlines this week. Bloodcopy broke a few stories this week. And made a few headlines of our own…
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BITE MARKS
Girls have been posting slutty videos of themselves online since the dawn of the Internet. The first webcam installed in the first sorority house probably spawned a thousand hits on the interim treasurer’s site. And we all know that Internet sluttiness has only increased since then.To that end, this week Bloodcopy has been sent some, shall we say, interesting videos, some more, shall we say, compelling, than others. We thought we’d offer you a trio of young fangbangers showing off their prized possessions: bite marks. It is Friday, after all.
(Note: Not all vampire-lovers are fad-obsessed exhibitionists. You know, like how not all interim sorority treasurers go to Cabo for Spring Break and lift their shirts for a crappy baseball cap. But if these girls are of age, we’re all for them, uh, sharing their passion.)
What kind of a blog would BloodCopy be without a little internet sluttiness. Enjoy;
Blood shot eyes and Count Chocula? Sounds more human than vampire to me.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
American Vampire League:
INTOLERANCE WATCH
Across the heartland, beautiful vistas of working-class prosperity have been marred with messages of bigotry. Barns and churches, once symbols for a more honest and wholesome life, now carry the mark of extremists. While the AVL understands that these murals and signs are the work of a few depraved individuals and don’t express the broader beliefs held in rational society, we cannot allow such flagrant propaganda to go unchallenged.
The sites posted here have been catalogued by the AVL, which has submitted a request to the Senate Committee on Vampire Affairs to have them classified as hate speech and dealt with accordingly. Until more anti-discrimination laws are passed, however, the defense we have against these crimes is vocal members like you, out in your communities, preventing ideas like these from taking root.
Season 1, Day 13
Jason & Amy’s picnic; Sam visits Tara with flowers, Tara tells Sam she wants exercism; Sam will give Arlene party (morning) Jackhammer incident; Sookie confronts Andy at lunch; Sookie and Amy talk about Jason at work
Season 1, Night 13
Jason watches TBBN video: VRA says no retaliation for attacks on LA vamps, Nan says fire set 3 weeks ago; Jason makes beer run, feeds Eddie; Amy finds Eddie’s Tru Blood empties
Bill golfs on Pebble Beach; Eric, Pam and Chow visit Merlotte’s; Sookie and Dean spend night at Bills, Sam outs himself as shifter; Tara’s exorcism
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Season 1, Day 14
Amy wants Eddie to be part of family; Mamaw’s Mudbugs, Tara meets Ms J at DeSoto’s Pharmacy; Party prep ( Flashback: Sam’s first shift) Senator Finch tries to buy V from Lala, Lala’s out of V, Finch speech tonight
Season 1, Night 14
Engagement Party; Andy questions Sam (Flashback Sam’s family abandons him) Bill’s trial, Jess killed
Sookie attacked (Vision of Cindy’s murder) Finch’s speech; Pam tucks in Bill and Jessica into grave; Lala can’t find Eddie, knows Jason is involved; Amy stakes Eddie, clean up,;Sam sleeps at Sookie’s; Tara’s DUI
Monday, June 1, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
VAMP VIDEO ROUNDUP
We here at Bloodcopy spend a lot of our time combing web video for all things vampire, and have brought you what we think are the funniest, most uncomfortable, most interesting, or just plain silliest ones.
In the interest of keeping you up-to-date, we wanted give you a roundup of what’s been inspiring rooftop-smoker chit-chat here at HQ so far. Plenty of material out there. For now:
In the first one, a street musician capitalizes on current trends.
The second one gives us a peek at Zack and Jessica from the tween hit The L.E.S. as they play out their romantic troubles under the watchful eye of a carefully-lit badminton-racquet art piece.
And the last one? Our favorite.
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VAMPIRE GYMNASTS?
Vampire gymnasts revealed.
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VAMPIRE ON TRIAL
Vampire is being tried for murder over 100 year ago.
American Vampire League
INTOLERANCE WATCH
When The Laughter Stopped: Celebrity Vampire Fall to Hate Crimes: We are heartbroken to report that a much-loved member of our organization has fallen victim to the very hate he was trying to abolish. Bert Englethorpe, a vampire actor whose career spanned generations, was viciously staked in a crowd following his stand-up performance at the Giggle Gallery in New York. Police apprehended the killer at the scene, describing his as “a deranged fan” and later reporting that a search of his apartment turned up a vast collection of anti-vampire propaganda. Englethorpe’s storied career began with the Zigfield Follies in 1927, and though he never appeared in the talkies, he made a name for himself in Las Vegas during the 1950s, performing with the likes of Liberace, Shecky Greene and others. Always known as “A comedian’s comedian,” he’ll be sorely missed not only by his peers in entertainment but the entire vampire community.
A vampire gymnast? This “girl” is not fooling anyone; If you were accused of staking one of my kind, would you feel comfortable being tried by 12 angry vampires?; Pics are in from the BloodCopy launch party. Can you spot the vampires?; Victoria Davis rounds up another week of vampire news on The Perspective.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
BloodCopy.com
VAMPIRE PARLOUR TRICKS
Vgames – Jump – recently turned vampire on video doing parlour tricks.
American Vampire League
GOP BIGS EYE VAMPIRE BLOC
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leaders of the Republican Party, still stinging from big losses in the ’06 and ’08 elections, have begun a sometimes contentious public debate about broadening their base to include an emerging constituency — American vampires.
“If we don’t broaden our appeal, if we don’t find a way to add to our base of social conservatives and the South,” said New Jersey moderate Sen. D. Shaw Attenberg on a Sunday morning talk show, “then we might as well head to the coffin ourselves.” Conservative radio host Buzz Chiplock immediately criticized the notion with a slur-laced response: “I realize that most politicians are naturally comfortable with bloodsucking. But the day we lay down with the undead is the day we give up — literally — the soul of the Republican Party.”
Other GOPers, including new party chair Michael Nickels, seemed to leave the door open to vampire voters. “The Republican Party has always been the party of inclusion,” he said in a speech Monday. “In the 19th century, we welcomed freed slaves. Why not vampires in the 21st? Heck, some of them might even be the same folks.”
Fear me, for my name is Andrew, Emperor of the Underworld! Hear me roar; We’re hip. We’re cool; @AnubisAirlines Thanks for the offer but could you stop the fare hikes until the worst recession we’ve seen in 70 years is over.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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VAMPIRES AND DENTAL WORK, TOGETHER AT LAST
Vampire Dentist; The theme today for videos seems to be glamour. We saw how it can be used to save human lives. Now, in this clip, we see how it can be used in place of anesthesia during a dentist visit. Damn. Wonder what her “pleasant experience” was. (Glamour used in place of novacaine)
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GLAMOUR-AMA
Glamoured to Safety, suicidal man glamoured to safety off an eighth story ledge.
HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
Looking for whereabouts of Ellie Beckett et al
American Vampire League
Groundbreaking Duet Tops Chart
NASHVILLE — The first recorded human-vampire duet, “Friends ‘Round Midnight,” featuring pop country sensation Dink Whitney and sultry vampire chanteuse Etoile Abbatre is expected to chart at #1 when the latest new-country sales figures are released this week. According to justcountry.com editor Mark King, “It’s the biggest dual-audience, country/ballad phenomenon since Willie and Julio.”
The news comes on the heels of reports that Whitney, recently divorced from his wife of eight years, has been seen squiring the 700-year-old torch singer around his ranch in the south of Australia. Representatives for both singers laughed off the rumors, and Abbatre’s rep insisted that her client was thousands of miles away in Atlanta, preparing for a new project with rapper-producer Haffa Crunk.
BloodCopy doesn’t really approve of Del Toro’s take on vampires, but I have to say, the book looks scary as hell; Like any talent, glamour can be used to do harm and to do good.
Season 1, Day 16
Jason wakes calls 911(Light Outside)
Season 1, Night 16
Bill leaves Jess at FT, Bill threatens Eric; Bill attacks Sam (On tv–’Maw & Paw Kettle) Maryann empties jail; Jason is arrested; Sookie and Sam kiss
Sookie rescinds Bill’s invitation to her house
*It’s impossible to place the next few days and nights with certainty into the external timeline because there is not much to match up.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
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VAMPIRE ANTICS CAUSE LARGE AMOUNTS OF BRO-ING OUT
Vampire Football – Yeah, yeah, the vampire tossing the pigskin in this human reader-submitted video has one serious arm. The fact that something like this causes such a bro-moment among the humans watching has us puzzled. We’re strong. That’s how we roll. Bro.
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CELEBUTANT GETS BIT
Celebrity Sex Tape Celebrity sex tape scandal alert! I use the word “celebrity” lightly, as this one features a very, very dim star in the constellation that is Hollywood. The video shows one Daniella, part of a short-lived reality program (she was voted out Week 1 for hiding cookies under her bunk, so don’t stress if her visage doesn’t leap to the forefront of your mind), messing around with a mystery man she calls a vampire. Is she really succumbing to his glamour? Or playing a little game for publicity’s sake? Something tells me that Miss Daniella would do anything to keep her mug in the spotlight. But there’s something about the guy’s annoyance level that seems, I dunno, really effing believable. So maybe it is real.
Vampire Antics Cause Large Amounts of “Bro-ing Out,” Bro; The dentist is certainly one thing I don’t miss about being a human. Then again, times have changed.
Friday, June 5, 2009
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FLASH IF YOU LOVE VAMPIRES
If this video is to be viewed as a microcosm of youth culture, then we have some breaking news for you.Teenage girls have found a new reason to flash their boobs in public (and on camera)—vampires. Hallelujah! It’s not just for Mardi Gras beads or baseball caps anymore!
One problem: location. These nymphettes are trying to entice vampires to appear out of nowhere at cemeteries. More breaking news: we don’t hang out in cemeteries. But if anyone wants a free show, head to one after midnight during Spring Break week and apparently it’ll be boob city.
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VAMPIRE HUNTING AT THE BLOODCOPY LAUNCH PARTY
A mystery guest from this year’s Bloodcopy launch party sent in this video of his quest to root out a vampire. And he finds one. And a couple of fangbangers, too. Which isn’t that surprising, at a vampire-friendly media party offering free shots of TruBlood.I myself witnessed a pretty hot-and-heavy hookup behind one of the potted ferns. That always happens at media parties.
Fellowship of the Sun
A NEW STORM IS GATHERING
Today’s Reflection centers on marriage and what it means to a God-loving society. If current legislation is allowed to remain in place, members of the clergy will be forced to conduct inter-species marriages — sullying houses of worship with the unholy union of human and the undead. Educating yourself is a Christian duty.
American Vampire League
INTOLERANCE WATCH
Who Needs Marriage? We Do!
While the AVL has grown accustomed to the Rev. Steve Newlin’s particular brand of invective, his latest attack on the Vampire Marriage Act has crossed a line — even by the Fellowship of the Sun’s questionable standards. In his latest devotional video, Newlin refers to inter-species marriage as, “a parasitic relationship where one member feeds on the other, watching as his or her human spouse wends through the normal stages of life, while remaining as untouched by age as a stuffed owl in a museum.”
This sort of hyperbole doesn’t serve anyone. Oversimplifying relationships — as if Newlin’s “union between two humans, with a minimum of two sexes” guarantees a healthy marriage — is more than ludicrous…it’s misleading. Beyond the grandstanding of family-values politicos and fire-and-brimstone preachers, most Americans realize that lifelong relationships demand a commitment so evolving, complicated and personal that it transcends any definition society would give it. Of all the challenges couples face in the modern world — parenting, finances, sickness, infidelity — does the fact that one of them is a vampire seem like the most difficult hurdle to overcome? On one point, however, we do agree with Rev. Newlin: Marriage is the “bedrock” of lives, making it far too important to restrict based on such simplistic and reactionary grounds.
Internet sluttiness and now our very first celebrity/vampire sex tape. Enjoy; Vampire hunting at the BloodCopy launch party.
Season 1, Day 17
FotS visit to Jason in jail; Tara swims & meets Eggs; Rene leaves vest at Merlotte’s; Sook leaves work, Rene drives Sookie home
Rene attacks Sookie, Sookie sees Gran face down in Rene’s head, Sookie kills Rene, Coby and Lisa watch Rene’s video
Bill daywalks, Sookie home from hospital (Sookie drugged, Sam and Sookie have black eyes) Jason released, visits Sookie; Sam sees Maryann for 1st time; Lala kidnapped, Bill feeds; Bill & Sookie (Little Princess) kiss and make up
TWO WEEKS LATER
Friday, June 5, 2009
American Vampire League
A COLD HAND-AVL REACHES OUT TO THE LESS FORTUNATE
With the global economy in shambles, humanitarian groups have been scrambling to help Americans who have lost everything in the downturn. Often forgotten, however, are the countless vampires affected by homelessness in our country, many of whom have literally gone underground — burying themselves in dirt as the only way to seek protection from the sun.
Because relatively few vampires were able to find any regular employment after “coming out,” most have relied almost exclusively on stock and real-estate investments made over their generations of existence. With both those markets crashing, an increasing number of vampires are finding themselves thrown out in the street with no safety net and no employment prospects.
To alleviate this problem, the AVL is spearheading LAIR — the first vampire-centric homeless outreach program in America. Utilizing abandoned waterfront properties in major cities, the AVL has managed to provide clean coffins and warm bottles of Tru Blood to thousands of vampires in need. These initiatives would not be possible without the continued support of members like you.
Monday, June 8, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
THE LATEST VAMPIRE NEWS HIGHLIGHTS
Here’s the latest installment of The Perspective with Victoria Davis, vampire culture’s news roundup program.Again, Bloodcopy is pleased to have brought you these viral videos last week—about all things glamour-ous, from a vampire dentist’s special techniques to a man being persuaded out of a suicide attempt by a friendly vampire.
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MORE SHLOCK FOR YOUR JOCK
A new schlock-peddler has appeared on the infomercial scene. This one’s trying to sell you a pill that will give you vampire “powers” (read: sexual prowess) without the side-effects of crisping in sunlight or getting severe lacerations from a silver bracelet.Something tells us the V-Longate Dude came straight from a continuing-ed improv class, not from between the legs of his hot girlfriend. But these snake-oil peddler sorts, besides being the shiftiest characters to ever ooze across the earth, have proven that they can lead some pretty intense behind-the-infomercial lives.
But this guy still doesn’t strike me as the closet fangbanger type.
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A LITTLE TABLE-HUMPING FOR YOUR MONDAY MORNING
Oh, the frat boys. They’re always coming up with new and exciting ways to humiliate each other to the point of guaranteeing mid-life therapy. Now, joy of joys, we vampires are getting roped into the whole scene.Over the weekend, a reader sent in this frat-house footage of a vampire using a bit of glamour to make his brother believe that he is in love with a beer-pong table. I’m sort of obsessed with our guido narrator. And what’s his excuse? No vampire would glamour him into doing that to his hair.
V-Longate? You can’t bottle a vampire’s prowess; “I’ve seen those things on TV where they talk about how they are real and they drink blood. To each his own.”; A little table-humping for your Monday morning.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
BloodCopy.com
VAMPIRE NOIR
The P.I.s of the worlds have a new racket: catching straying husbands and wives in flagrante delicto with members of the undead community. It’s a rough job, and this leaked clip from a feature-length docu-drama featuring the world’s world-weariest cheater-hunter makes us want a shot of whiskey.
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911 OPERATORS AS IRRATATED BY VAMPIRE EMERGENCIES AS THEY ARE BY
Here’s audio plus transcript of a 911 call made from an alleged vampire in a dire situation. Several news outlets are broadcasting it with a “Vampire Sex Gone Wrong?” banner atop the segment, suggesting that the frantic caller accidentally bit her lover.It’s quite eerie to hear anyone (or thing) in such distress. But it’s important that calls like this get out there—even though they are reminder that vampires can be dangerous, they are also a reminder that we do make mistakes and are remorseful about them. The vampire who made this call is surely still struggling with the weight of her accident.
And the 911 operator, as usual, still struggles with the weight of her irritation at those who need emergency help. Maybe she should look into a job at the DMV.
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TRU BLOOD
Tru Blood Bar Spot: We love our sponsors here at BloodCopy, and here’s the latest from our oldest and most faithful supporter, Tru Blood.
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DO NOT PROVOKE THE VAMPIRE
Here’s a disturbing feed from the deposition of a vampire accused of hiring daytime guys to, um, move some money ’round. The crack team of investigators can’t even fathom that vampires exist; where have they been living, under their kitchen floors? Oh wait, that’s the vampire.Anyway. They should know better than to provoke a vampire trapped under a light bulb.
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SHAPE SHIFTER CUFFS A PERP
We received this clip from everyone’s (everyone’s meaning humans’ and vamps’) favorite cop show. The clip features a K-9 unit cop and his loyal partner Jerry cuffing a perp (awkwardly) using, er, unusual methods.The collar takes place in the warehouse district of an unnamed city. We think it’s NYC, but we get why the location isn’t named: a shape-shifter is involved, and they are usually sensitive about being outed. Our pal Jerry here, however, doesn’t seem to mind. He’s about as out as out can get. He just keeping coming out. And out.
We haven’t really talked much about the two-natured. They obviously exist, and obviously use their talents for good. At least the ones we’ve encountered do. It’s a shame that most of them still live a closeted existence, but the more videos like these making the rounds, the closer they edge toward their own Great Revelation. Vampires support the idea, but we imagine that the number of “out” shifters will be far less than that of vampires. It’s just too easy for them to blend in.
Clips from a screener copy of an upcoming film described as “classic noir with vampire twist.”; New genre: vampire noir? Leaked docudrama footage of a P.I. who specializes in exposing human-vampire affairs; New episode of a cop show proves shifters have arrived on the scene and K9 units will never be the same; The latest ad from our great sponsor Tru Blood. Now I’m thirsty; Easy on the ears. Easy on the eyes. Victoria Davis rounds up another week of everything vampire.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Bloodcopy.com
VARSITY STUDENTS PROTEST DECISION TO BAN VAMPIRES
A rogue band of Roth University students staged an anti-anti-vampire protest at a recent fund-raising banquet featuring their notoriously bigoted dean. This bastard doesn’t want to admit vampires to the university because they can’t “conform to the class schedule.”Seriously? Switching a few classes to start after sundown is worth several millions in tuition money? Ok, Dean-o. Whatever you say.
Not sure if this stunt will bring about any real change, but we’ve got to give the protesters credit for the fake blood over the head. Tres dramatique!
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BUSTED! VAMPIRE-BITING SCAM EXPOSED
TBBN’s latest “Buster of the Week” segment features a street hustler named Mickey, a woman in a questionable hat, and our pal Peter Jensen putting the kibosh on a vampire-biting scam.While we’re happy this scheme has been exposed, what gives us the most joy while watching this clip is the fact that the lady in the questionable hat is a closeted fangbanger. All kinds. All kinds.
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V. A SCOURGE ON OUR YOUTH
Vampire’s blood, or V, is a scourge on our nation’s youth. State Senator Adams lost his son to a V overdose—don’t let the same thing happen to your child.Make vampire blood registration mandatory. Vote YES on Prop 188. Don’t let another child die.
Paid for by the Vote Yes on Proposition 188 committee.
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ANOTHER SHAPE SHIFTER CAUGHT ON FILM
Here we go again. Another shape-shifter has been caught on film turning from animal to human (in both cases, from dog to human). This clip is courtesy of an amateur videographer who happened to be filming the street corner containing his dream home (ahem).A blind lady and her seeing-eye dog walk into his frame…and ouila! Another naked fat dude. But this time, he’s squatting. Not a good look.
Not sure what provoked the poor shifter to turn right there. It’s a bit curious. But whatever the reason, trust us, this videographer didn’t “computerize” anything. It’s a wonder he knew how to turn the camera on.
Busted! Poseurs scam tourists with offers of “genuine vampire bites” for $100. Band-aids not included; Commercial of a grieving senator spearheading a misguided proposition to make vampires accountable for sale of V; Another shifter caught on film, though fortunately this time the unwitting human doesn’t see him naked; Latest vampire footage: unhappy vampire in legal trouble and a PI who wears silver.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
American Vampire League
HONORING THE DEAD
At the recent D-Day ceremonies in Normandy, a number of vampire veterans who fought secretly in WWII were decorated by the U.S. military.
Among them, Sgt. Andrew Billows, who was turned by a vampire in Marseille during Operation Dragoon, was honored for his sacrifice and patriotism during the conflict. Even after becoming a vampire, Billows continued to follow his unit in the shadows, doing his best to protect his men through the night.
“I did whatever I could to try to keep them alive,” he says, “but it was a mess out there. I’ll never forget the evenings I woke up in some farmhouse or mill to find out we’d lost a man while the sun was out. Even with an eternity to come to terms with it, I don’t think I’ll ever forgive myself for letting them down.”
But when Billows was reunited with the surviving members of his unit — and fell into their grateful embraces — he was moved beyond words. Fellow soldier Richard Tomkins, however, spoke for everyone: “We never would have made it through France without Andy’s help,” says the 86-year-old veteran. “I don’t know a lot about this whole vampire thing, but after what Andy’s done for me, I don’t care if he turns into a goddamned leprechaun — he’ll always be my brother.
Fellowship Of the Sun
A PRAYER FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS
Bloodcopy.com
GET TESTED
A new public service announcement reminds you that if you are planning on sleeping with a vampire, get tested for Hepatitis D. It may not make humans sick, but it can make vampires seriously ill.Get Tested. It’s only fair.
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TOURIST GET FREAKED OUT AT CRAFT FAIR
Beware the dangers of birch. Well, to be more exact, birch logs whittled by a man with silver muttonchop sideburns.Guess the burns were scarier than the prospect of encountering a thirsty vampire. Totally get it.
New PSA encourages humans to get tested for Hep D before being intimate with vampires. It’s about time!; Latest caught on film: stakes, class schedules, and buckets of blood.
Dead body at Merlotte’s. Bud called to the scene. Portia’s picking up Andy which don’t look good for him. Tara’s more freaked than anyone. 7:07 PM Jun 11th, 2009 via web
Jason’s awfully quiet since he got outta jail. Someone swears he was checkin out library books. Bigger news than a murder in Bon Temps! 7:56 PM Jun 11th, 2009 via TweetDeck
Season 1, Day 18
Hoyt tells Sookie he’s interested in vampires too
Season 1, Night 18
Eric and Pam return Jess to Bill, say the deals off; Sookie asks Andy for keys, calls Portia; Sam cleans out safe, Tara finds Ms J in Andy’s car
Season 2, Night 1
Ms J’s Found
Sam wears t-shirt; Andy’s drunk; Jess at Bill’s; Jason reads FotS book (Flashback to Amy in the rain) Lettie Mae and Tara at police station; Maryann picks up Tara from police station; Lala and Royce in dungeon
Sookie meets Jess for 1st time, Bill explains why he made Jess (2 wks Bill said nothing), Sookie goes home
*Sookie has lost her perception of time prior to the infamous “Two Weeks Later.” There is definitely a pattern that developed in Season 1. When Sookie and Bill have sex, there is a time warp and the return to reality is marked by Sam wearing his Merlotte‘s T-Shirt. My next post is Season 2. If you thought Bill fucked with Sookie’s sense of time in Season 1…Season 2 get much worse.
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Osterby, it is amazing how the external and internal timelines are falling into place. Thank you so much for putting this all together.
There is a post that I’ve been wanting to put together for quite a while, but basically the night Jason gives Eddie Tru Bloods is a compressed timeline. There is NO WAY all of the events that are purported to have happened on that day did. Tara changes her shirt in the middle of her shift. (There’s a reason, but that makes 3 changes of clothes for her that day). Amy and Jason have their picnic, acting as if they have all the time in the world on a lazy weekend, but they both go to work that day. Jason gets home after dark. He takes one beer down to the basement with him when he goes to see Eddie. After they talk awhile, his one empty sitting on the dryer turns into a case with 5 empties, and one in hand. Before Jason finishes the last one, he goes to the store for more. Merlotte’s closes, Sookie goes to Bill’s. Sam chases after her as Dean. Amy is the last one to leave Merlotte’s. There is no way for her to get home. Jason doesn’t pick her up and there is no one to give her a ride. Next we see of him, he’s pulling in at at home with bags of beer and Tru Blood but no Amy. He goes down to the basement. His empties are still on the drier. He wakes up Eddie and feeds him. Sookie falls asleep with Dean and wakes up with naked Sam. Tara has her exorcism. After all this, Amy is finally at home, but she’s not wearing her uniform or pjs. She’s wearing a completely new outfit and drenched in a new set of jewelry–just to go down to the basement in the middle of the night to harvest more V from Eddie…I don’t think so. Sam and Sookie then have their conversation about shifting, and Ms. J continues the exorcism. Then, the same night, Amy finds the empty Tru Blood bottles. The next morning, she is dressed in yet another outfit with another set of jewelry.