by Osterby
Tara watches the TBBN interview of the former wife of Tru Blood scientist David Yoshiro, Whitney Davis-Yoshiro, on TV at Merlotte’s while pouring all the tainted Tru Blood stock down the drain. Whitney is outta there when the TBBN reporter asks about her former husband’s opinion of her plans to marry a vampire.
Meanwhile back at Fangtasia, tainted Tru Blood mayhem continues. While Eric stakes a rabid vampire, Pam kicks ass; although, she is pissed because she is wearing her favorite designer boots.
Lala advises Sookie that they need to, “Get the holy fuck outta…” When he is attacked by a rabid female vampire, Sookie yells for Eric. He rescues Lala; who responds with, “Fuck me,” as the rabid female is thrown across the room.
Eric replies, ”Mm. Tempting. But I’ve been saving myself for someone special.”
Sookie and Lala cower in a corner as Eric chides Sookie that she couldn’t stay away from him. She replies, “Save the pervy flirting for later.”
Eric states that this situation is why he ‘eats organic’ and yells to Pam, “Grab Ginger, now. We’re leaving.”
Pam advises Eric not to yell at her because she is having a ‘shitty night.’ Pam, Ginger, Lala, and Eric exit Fangtasia. Looking behind him, Eric inquires, “Sookie?”
Meanwhile, Bill is trying to subdue Jessica. She says he needs to experience being rabid, and Bill informs her, “I know how it feels…” He finds it ‘overrated.’
Jessica, escaping Bill says, “I don’t know, feels pretty awesome to me.” Jessica returns to Hoyt, Jason, and Sam who are with the couple Jessica attacked. She grabs Jason’s shotgun, bends it to the point of breaking, and tells him, “This is what your dick’s going to look like when I’m done with you.”
Jason isn’t scared of her because, “L’il Jason’s been in crazier positions than that.”
Hoyt pleads with Bill to stop attacking Jessica while Jason tells Sam–in dog form–to get his equipment from his truck around the bend in the road.
Back at Fangtasia…Sookie stuns the rabid vampires who are attacking her with her glowy hands.
Splish! Splursh! Heads roll to the ground. Sookie turns to see Eric with his sword, which he sentimentally keeps behind the bar, slung over his shoulder. More rabid vampires come out of the woodwork to attack. Eric tells Sookie to move and ushers her out of Fangtasia while flicking a switch, which brings down a silver gate across the door behind them. A practical Eric explains, “The stronger the security, the lower the insurance rates.”
Lala deduces that it’s the poisoned Tru Blood that’s making the vampires rabid while Sookie wonders why vampires would poison their own kind.
Back in the woods Hoyt tries to stop Bill’s violent pursuit of Jessica. Bill glamours him to leave and drive the two lovers to a hospital emergency room. Jessica glamours him to find a stake to kill her maker. Bill wrestles Hoyt; Jessica recovers the stake and attacks Bill. A naked Sam pulls Jessica away from Bill and Hoyt with a chain from Jason’s truck.
FLASHBACK to a teenage pool party Jessica attended where a boy asked her if she ever heard of a game called Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Hoyt begs Bill not to let Sam hurt Jessica. She overpowers Sam and escapes, saying, “It’s not you I want anyway…”
A naked Sam comforts Hoyt while Bill looks on…His cell phone rings. It’s Sookie.
Back at Fangtasia, Sookie, Eric, Pam and Lala pile into Lala’s car. On the phone, Sookie learns that Bill has lost Jessica…again.
Pam doesn’t want to drive in Lala’s car with the top down. He says, “We don’t have time to worry about looks, Jayne Mansfield, just get in the car.”
Pam replies that Jayne Mansfield was her friend. Bill, recognizing her voice, asks where Sookie is. Eric takes the phone and informs Bill that he will be borrowing Sookie.
Bill replies Eric should leave Sookie alone; they have put her though enough. Eric states that it appears Sookie hasn’t had quite enough because, ”Ms. Stackhouse came to me.” He offers Bill Pam’s help ‘in exchange’ for the use of Sookie’s talents.
Pam takes exception to that. Ignoring her, Eric tells Sookie they need to find the VLF and make them pay for the damage to Fangtasia. Eric hangs up on Bill, stands up in car, and flies away with Sookie in his arms, saying, “Let’s go kill some terrorists.”
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